[Chatterer]

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,

"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"



Эл Янкович жжот не по-детски. "The Night Santa went Crazy" это нечто... А уж "What if God Smoked Cannabis"!

Ятен, с меня диск с пародиями! Не забудь напомнить



Cats in the Kettle



Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese

It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?

Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.

But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.

Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork

But Garfield’s on my fork.

He’s purrin’ here on my fork.



There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon

The place that I eat every day at noon.

They can feed you cat and you’ll never know

Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:

They fry it real crisp in dough.



Chou Lin asked if I wanted more

As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.

I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.

"There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."

I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two

When I swear I heard it mew, boys:

And that is when I knew...



There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon

I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.

They say that it’s beef or fish or pork

But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.

There’s a hair-ball on my fork.

@музыка: Weird Al_Bohemian Polka

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Comments

[Инге]

Вай! а поподробнее можно? Что за пародии?))

[Chatterer]

@Котя@

Ну Странный Эл, это такой чувак, который пишет пародии на известные песни, причём временами ужасно смешные.